My Career in Paper

So, my tenure application is almost done.  And this is more or less what it looks like.  In other words, my career in its most radically material form.

It hardly looks impressive. I've seen some tenure files spill over three large binders.  But this is what it is.

Comments

[Evan Nelson]

I do see a bit of sag in the desk, which is impressive.

Also, it never hurts to include an 8x10 glossy head shot. With a subtle spray of cologne.

[Susan Caraher]

I happen to know there is a lot more to it. You should have put the big diesel in the photo too.